Astarion Fanmade Surprise Bag

Astarion Mystery Pack – Bite-Sized Chaos, Full-Sized Simping 🩸🖤
✨ For Those Who Dream of Vampires and Bad Decisions ✨

You’ve seen the smirk. You’ve heard the voice. You’ve picked every flirt option and let him bite you without hesitation. Now it’s time to commit to the obsession.

The Astarion Mystery Pack is a $25 fanmade bundle overflowing with vampiric charm, sass, and heartbreak—just like the man himself. Whether you love him for his tragic backstory, his sharp wit, or the way he says your name like a curse and a prayer, this pack is for you.

🩸 Inside, you might find:

Acrylic Pins – fangs, flair, and full sass mode

Keychains – take your vampire spawn wherever you go (he insists)

Art Prints – beautifully brooding portraits to decorate your lair

Lomo Cards – little moments of chaos, charm, and red-eyed judgment

Stickers – perfect for water bottles, spellbooks, or the coffin of your dreams

💔 Why You’ll Love It:

A lovingly curated pack of exclusive fanmade items centered on your favorite bloodsucking disaster

Worth $30+ for only $25—because even vampires love a good deal

Perfect for collectors, gifters, or anyone still emotionally recovering from That Scene™

Guaranteed to cause excessive blushing, dramatic sighing, and the occasional “I can fix him” delusion

🖤 This is not just a mystery pack. It’s a dark gift. And you, darling, are so very worthy.